Sovereign Grace

Women and Children First

By John Immel

This blog apostle gig is exhausting. I have to talk endlessly about Submission and Authority. I have to figure out how to justify an apostolic authority without an apostolic succession since I’m not Catholic.

And I have to protect all those people with my apostolic authority.

Oh, wait…I can’t say that. Because when it comes time to actually cover someone, where am I?

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You know…screw it…I think I have been too subtle. Let’s try blunt. It turns out that I can’t get my Funny Bone re-attached on this one.

Let’s try ranting, raving flamingly, in your face unapologetic.  Noel told her story on www.sgmsurvivors.com about her three-year-old daughter being molested by a 15-year-old boy in a Sovereign Grace Ministries church, and the ensuing pastoral counseling ordeal that spans YEARS. The boy lies to the pastors about his actions and his evil. The pastors, in a stroke of utter insanity,  play spiritual patty cake with the boy and villainize the parents. Why? What can be the logic? What can be the motive?

I can’t begin to understand the stunning lack of objectivity in the actions of seemingly every Sovereign Grace Ministries “leader” associated with the story. And since every “leader” at SGM keeps note on EVERYBODY, that would leave NOBODY out of the chain of responsibility.

I marvel at the lack of concern for justice: the stunning obfuscation between vengeance and justice. I marvel at the utter impatience with Noel and her husband Grizzly to work through the process of their own grief. I marvel at SGM “leadership” determination from the outset to minimize what this 15-year-old had done.

(What did it matter if the child was asleep while she was being fingered?  What did it matter if she never knew? So if I shoot, say, Robin Boisvert in the head while he’s sleeping, that makes the assault less immoral? Can I be on staff if I don’t call John Owen a sissy? Since I did it while Robin was sleeping, I should be qualified? He never knew after all?)

Larry Tomczak, where the Hell are you, in all your Apostolic Glory? Che Ahn, where are you in all your submission and authority magnificence?

I know WHAT you are. A couple of gutless-wonder charlatans more interested in a form of righteousness and a pathetic need to justify your own existence and not a shred of action that even pretends at the power of apostolic office. I mean what EXACTLY is this Apostolic authority used for? I mean really… isn’t THIS the thing you national SPIRITUAL AMBASSADORS claim to be FOR? Defending? COVERING?  PEOPLE?

You were PRINCIPAL parts of the insanity that has become Sovereign Grace Ministries. You know the inner workings. You both suffered those inner workings. How can you turn a blind eye to the methods: their power and determination to tyrannize? What are you clinging to? Some absurd super spiritual determination for reconciliation?

There is no reconciliation with Sovereign Grace Ministries…there is no reform with evil. Chamberlain already tried that. REMEMBER! There is no brotherly participation with men whose governmental philosophy makes them Elected Official, Police Force, Judge, Jury, and Spiritual Executioner–“Men” who reserve the right to doctrinally enforce ignorance or nosiness depending on how it serves their purpose. “Men” who turn their craven Care Group leaders into the Waffen-SS.  (You care group leaders are no men… go ahead and cut it all off. It’s useless. No wonder you need CJ to tell you how to romance your wives and act like men.) “Men” who reserve the right to make the sin of lying superior to the CRIME of molestation!!

Larry, how does this fail to strike your very manhood? Did CJ keep your testicles in a box when you “signed” your humility letter? You were booted for lying. A 15-year-old recidivistic child molester lies repeatedly about his actions and because he can read Sin and Temptation and speak the CJ speak, he is put in Children’s ministry. Just think of what you COULD have gotten away with. Your 401K and cushy Montgomery County salary could have remained intact if you’d just been willing to say Hail John Calvin and Goose step down Muncaster Mill Rd.

Che Ahn, how can you remain silent?   How can you remain uninvolved?  Or are you hedging your bets by some quiet influence behind the scene?  Or has it not even occurred to you that you bear responsibility?

Where does this collective unwillingness to emphatically and absolutely call Sovereign Grace Ministries a force of evil in the modern world come from? Dozens of stories have been openly shared on www.sgmsurvivors.com and www.sgmrefuge.com of the tyranny and abuse; and the email pour in from others too scared, or too detailed to publish. I marvel at the apologizing and the endless timidity that tries to pass for humble, clement spirituality: the relentless effort to not appear angry or passionate or judgmental.

Bullpucky and nonsense!

We have lost our sense of proportion. Christians will rail en masse about Todd Bentley’s personal failings and his screwy calls for angelic visitation, but we get timid, meek, and mild when stories of stunning abuse and the cover-up of criminal activity are revealed by former members of Sovereign Grace Ministries? All because CJ Mahaney has elevated himself to poster child of humble communication and a demagogue of the Mathew 18 ethic to mean he gets to reconcile with only those who have offended HIM?

Are you JOKING?

The implications here are vast. When Evil can call itself Righteousness and then parade itself with impunity and those defending TRUE Righteousness must apologize for bringing a judgment, humanity is LOST. Christianity has forfeited the right to be called Salt and Light. And PRETEND apostles are revealed for cowardly, gutless, craven, frauds.

Che Ahn, if you have a fivefold calling now you had one then, back when you were a part of PDI, then the calling did not change.  The authority you claim to have NOW is the same authority you should have used to stop the madness.  So, how is it you think you are absolved? What? You think because you are part of a bunch Charismatics dubbing each other Apostles that you have arrived? Is Apostle-ness expressed in word or is it in DEED?

Whatever. Your theologizing is irrelevant.

You are BOTH a couple of gutless frauds. If you can’t speak out openly, publicly, and with moral clarity, and utter, absolute, outrage at the conduct of your “Apostolic Brothers” at Sovereign Grace Ministries, you have forfeited the right to call yourself a lover of righteousness, or covering for people. (And this goes for ALL national “Apostles” that fail to do their job!)

Stay comfy in your apostolic office. Furnish it well with tithes and offerings. Be at ease in your silent cowardice.  Keep covering the asses of all those other “men” who need someone to have spiritual asses covered. You and your butt buddies can guard the prophecy mic… make sure nobody speaks in tongues out of order. That is a very, very, very important apostolic responsibility. Make sure everything is decent and in order. Keep your priorities straight and your reputations pristine. People need to be able to look up to their spiritual coverings after all. Well… in your case look behind, since you are very obviously not in FRONT.

It’s okay… The work of resisting the evil pouring out of the cesspool of SGM is being done.

The women and children are carrying the fight against the misogynistic forces of evil at Sovereign Grace Ministries.  Well, the women and children are carrying carnage.

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Sovereign Grace

The Very Important Things of Blog Apostleness

By John Immel

Now that I am a universal covering, I need to be careful. I mean, I am doing the work of the ministry with excellence so not just anybody can get up and talk in the blog prophesy mic. It is a valuable, valuable tool in spreading the Gospel of God. And what comes out of that mic, well, I alone am uniquely qualified to say what is God and what is not. So, in the words of the modern day pastor Eric Theodore Cartman, “You Will Respect My Authoritah!”

What is my authority for?

Well, it is to for being respected and doing important things.

What important things?

Hummm… protecting the prophesy mic and making sure that those who want to preach on my blog are subject to my good pleasure. I am a blog tyrant, and many of you are tyrants in training like Timothy. You need that oversight.

As one dear brother in the faith Larry Tomczak put it:  “Faulty foundations are also beginning to give way in the Body of Christ. Christians are discover­ing that one source of the cracks is a lack of recognizing foundational apostolic/ prophetic ministry. Many are realizing today they can’t ignore God’s pat­tern for building his church “…having been built upon the foundation of the apostles and prophets, Christ Jesus himself being the cornerstone” (Eph. 2:20).”

And since I’ve had other blog apostles validate my authority, I can confidently proclaim my blog apostle-ness. It is not a self-appointment because others affirm my appointment. So, since other blog apostles, who I affirm in their blog apostle-ness, affirm me, then that makes me an blog apostle too, and since we are all blog apostles linked in brotherly accountability, that means you should accept my blog Apostle-ness.

Why? Well, just because. My history validates my character as far as I’m concerned, and besides, God does not promote big heads. Ergo, if I am promoted, I don’t have a big head. I am humble.

Since my blog apostle-ness is fully established, and since you all are submitted to my Authoritah, you are “covered” or “oversighted,” depending on your doctrinal pedigree. Don’t’ forget to give sacrificially and tithe, you God-robber. I don’t want to have to keep telling you. I have important things to do.

Like what?

Well, uh… there are some national and international conventions where blog apostles are getting together to talk about how lowly blog pastors and lower blog teachers, and even lower on the pyramid, blog evangelists: How you all need our apostolic government. It isn’t about the national speaking events mind you, but we are going to get together and talk about blog apostle things. Because that is what Apostles do.

Again, our dear brother Larry Tomczak said it so eloquently: “Today, many Christian leaders are ad­mitting their limitations and their need for extra-local team ministry. Humbling them­selves and seeking out proven apostles and prophets to lay scriptural foundations in their midst, they find God honors His Word: “God resists the proud but gives grace to the humble” (James 4:6). They’re discover­ing that apostolic ministry isn’t some novel idea, but the scriptural means for build­ing the Church and advancing the kingdom of God in the earth.”

You who don’t accept my blog apostle-ness are proud, because you can’t see the flaws in your foundation. God opposes you in your pride. The rains are coming and the storms are blowing and the faultiness of your foundations are eroding.  (I’m not talking about the spiritual carnage being perpetrated by Sovereign Grace Ministries. I am talking about guarding the prophesy mic and making sure you are submitted to my authority.) You need my blog Apostle-ness to prevent the bad stuff from washing you away.

What else do I do in my Blog Apostle-ness?

Uhmmm… well… you see it is my unique privilege to tell YOU what to do.  There are some stamps to lick at the SpiritualTyranny main office. And there are some bathrooms to clean. And many other menial tasks that you need to do, to show yourself approved in little, so you can be “promoted” in much.

Acts is our model and the way to become a miracle worker like Stephen is to wait blog tables diligently and eventually the blog Apostle, like myself will, “release” you into ministry.

So… while you’re licking e-stamps and waiting on Blog tables, I’m going to be over here being ministry exclusive. Don’t forget to give sacrificially and tithe, you God-robber.  I don’t want to have to keep telling you. And you’re under a curse if you don’t.

Dum de dum de dum

Dumd de dum… deee deee.

dum… deee deee

>Twiddle, Twiddle<

>phone ringing<

This is John, resident Blog apostle.

What’s that? Did I hear about the carnage coming out of Sovereign Grace Ministries?

Uh-huh… mmmm…  yeah, that is bad.

What? A woman divorced over doctrine? Her name is Free Bird?

>head shaking<

Uh… mmm uhmmm …  How tragic.

Another one? Her name was ACME? They did what to her? Well… it’s only two.

>listening<

No… I don’t know Jim and Carol from Titusville…  maybe I do… I’ll have to think about it.  But what happened to them again? Oh… yeah, that sounds like my story.

>listening<

Yeah… I’ve heard there are some other blogs talking about abuses from my former PDI leadership “team.”

Mmmm…. Sounds like a divine appointment. No… don’t clap your hands.

I know that is my story… but…

But… I’m an apostle with very important things to do. I know Paul fought his detractors in Corinth. I know he argued against the folly of the Galatians. But that isn’t what apostolic authority is about. It is about important things.

I’m above all that fighting … No, the Brownsville Blog apostles validated me. I’m affirmed.

>listening<

I know… I started that group. I laid the foundation. And now they are getting chewed up and spit out. But I have very important things to deal with here at the local church. I have to guard the prophesy mic, and make sure the blog ministers in waiting are “oversighted.”

>listening<

Well, Cha Ahn … doesn’t do anything either.

But they kicked me out. It’s not my response-

Queue Music

Oh where, oh where has Larry Tomczak gone
Oh where, oh where can he be
With his ears cut short and reconciled Che Ahn
Oh where, oh where can they be?

Apostles you are, the ministry you claim,

by Fame you left, lively hood in tact

PDI Creator, Leader of the mass

Appointed by God, but you let it pass?

Oh where, oh where has Larry Tomczak gone
Oh where, oh where can he be
With his ears cut short and reconciled Che Ahn
Oh where, oh where can they be?

Did you cover the souls from PDI days?

But leave the sheep in profound malaise

Apostolic authority, good for the church,

What does it mean, when you leave in a lurch

Oh where, oh where has Larry Tomczak gone
Oh where, oh where can he be
With his ears cut short and reconciled Che Ahn
Oh where, oh where can they be?

The fraud of covering do we really see?

You benefit from reverence given to thee.

Paul fought Peter to his face,

Gentiles access to the heavenly race.

(Sing it with me now)

Oh where, oh where has Larry Tomczak gone
Oh where, oh where can he be
With his ears cut short and reconciled Che Ahn
Oh where, oh where can they be?

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