A boy sought advice on how to show people the truth. He heard of a great man living atop a mountain. He walked many miles, slowly ascending the mountain, all the while thinking of all the truths he would show people when he learned the secret.
He found the man sitting cross-legged in his house, eating a Big Mac. The boy sought to introduce himself, but the words failed him.
“I know who you are. You are a fool,” the old man said and took a bite of his Big Mac and said, “You came here because you want to become a great speaker of truth. Of course ,I can show you how. I can explain what binds foolishness to men’s souls. I can show you how to reduce all arguments to dust and ashes. I can show you how to make men clamor at your every breath.”
He took another bite of his Big Mac and then a drink of his Coke. “But I discern doubt in you. You fear that you cannot do all that I have said. Indeed, I can tell you are not sure of your course.” The old man regarded the boy as he finished his Golden French Fries. “This must not be. Doubt leads to indecision. Indecision leads to….”
After a long moment the boy said: “Indecision leads to where?”
“Exactly,” said the old man. He finished the last two bites of his Big Mac and licked the special sauce from his fingers. He rose, drew a sword that glinted in the fading evening light, and walked toward a large old tree; with a determined blow, he felled the tree and then turned on the boy raising his sword above his head.
“The choice is simple. If you show people the truth, I will cut your head off. If you do not show people the truth, I will cut your head off. So, will you show people the truth?”
“Can I ask one question before you kill me?” The boy said.
The old man took a sip of his Coke and then resumed his stance, ready to strike a blow. “Of course.”
“You were eating a Big Mac.”
“Yes, I was eating two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun. Some Golden French Fries and a refreshing Coke A Cola.”
“Why were you eating that?”
“Because I’ve heard the McDonald’s commercial every day for the last 50 years, how could I not want one?”
“Because they told you to want one every day you decided to eat one?”
He dropped his sword and smiled. “Now you see what it takes to tell people the truth. You are now ready to tell the whole world.”