Wow! What a year!

I don’t have any witty bromides about 2008. Some of it was great: some of it not so much. For me, in 2008 I made some of the best decisions of my life.

I mean, who else realizes their life ambition is to be a 24-year-old blogger sitting around in their Underoos in their mommy’s basement? My highest and best aspiration has finally arrived.

Well, no, that wouldn’t be quite accurate. One choice led to another, which led to another, and I think the best choice I made this year was in 2008 I decided to take over the world. I’ve got a business plan for it and everything. It’s pretty cool.

I must confess though, world domination is rather time-consuming.  One has to go through the arduous task of organizing armies, and purchasing nuclear weapons, and preparing the requisite collectivist indoctrination curricula for the reeducation camps.… Read the rest